Okay guys…here’s your chance: what are you wanting/hoping/wishing/praying for on Father’s Day?
If you were to make a list of 3 things, what would it look like?
(Please tell me in the comments!)
A wife that “mommies” her husband (i.e., does almost everything for him) or a wife that refuses to baby her husband (even if it means bringing him soup when he’s got a cold)?
Which is worse and why?
1. Day-um! Nice Dress! It looked different on J.Lo, though..
2. Are you SURE you aren’t PMSing
3. Do you need to borrow my razor?
4. …For your face?
5. Sex? Now? But the game is on!
6. Bitch, shut up and get me a beer.
7. Your friend is cute, you think she’d like me?
8. Oh yum. Burnt chicken. Again.
9. Why do you need another pair of shoes? Don’t you already have 10 pair?
10. Isn’t that shirt a little…small?
11. Honey, you don’t _____ like you used to…
12. I think you could take some pointers…from her..
13. Are you suuurrrreee you don’t want to have a three-some (because she’s pretty hot…)?
“In the name of God, I, (Name), take you, (Name), to be my (husband/wife/spouse), to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until we are parted by death. This is my solemn vow.”
Whoa. Wait. For better OR worse. For richer OR poorer? You mean, I get to choose?
No, stupid.
It should say “For better AND worse. For richer AND poorer.”
I guess you could say this is one of those Marriage blogs. But, we’re not even going to pretend to know the answers. In fact, we most absolutely do not - All we can tell you is where we’ve been and where you don’t wanna go. Think of it as a “What NOT to do.” Pretty simple, really.
We’re glad you found us.
