1.  Day-um!  Nice Dress!  It looked different on J.Lo, though..
2.  Are you SURE you aren’t PMSing
3.  Do you need to borrow my razor?
4. …For your face?
5.  Sex?  Now?  But the game is on!
6.  Bitch, shut up and get me a beer.
7.  Your friend is cute, you think she’d like me?
8.  Oh yum.  Burnt chicken.  Again.
9.  Why do you need another pair of shoes?  Don’t you already have 10 pair?
10.  Isn’t that shirt a little…small?
11.  Honey, you don’t _____ like you used to…
12.  I think you could take some pointers…from her..
13.  Are you suuurrrreee you don’t want to have a three-some (because she’s pretty hot…)?